let bjorn borg be your pimp

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As you may already know, Bjorn Borg and his empire wants us all to live in peace, and one way he’ll make us reach this Zen state is by getting us a little lovin’.

The Swedish style god has ventured into the social networking fray with his very own dating site, Love For All.

How it works: after answering a few madlib-style questions about you and the pot of gold you want at the end of the rainbow (with the help of BB brand ambassador Bibi), a corresponding choose-your-own-adventure video will play with your uploaded face pic superimposed over one sexy bod and your recommended future soulmate’s on the other. The montages will depend on what you jonesed for — eternal love? hot sex? a one-night stand? long-lasting friendship? (Look out for the steamy clay scene from Ghost… and for the dinner with a whole roast pig!)

Once you’ve finished staring into this cyber-crystal ball, you’ll get to ixnay the arrangement and start all over, or if you like what you see, you can download your couple’s photo album, and even chat with your future hubby.

At the very least, if nothing comes of it, it’ll be the first time I’ve seen myself with a six-pack!

Love For All: Visit www.bjornborg.com/en/Love.

(screengrabs via bjornborg.com)

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2 Responses to “let bjorn borg be your pimp”

  1. maria Says:

    hahaa, i got samuel l jackson :)

  2. sean Says:

    hey man im bjorg im chillin with long dong silver

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