how do you solve a problem like maria’s?


A reader chimes in on Masha‘s makeover — a new dress, a new ‘do — at the Acura Classic:

I think someone’s been listening to me, or the thousand others who pointed it out. Or maybe she just saw how she looked on TV and ran screaming in horror. I prefer to think she’s just listening to me though.

Sharapova at this year’s Wimbledon (Getty Images)

Anyway. Her hair has been cut. Not as short as I would have done, but the ponytail no longer looks like a stringy mess. I suspect there are flattering layers in there.

And the new dress… hides that unfortunate appearance of fat oozing from her armpits. The woman isn’t fat. She shouldn’t wear dresses that make her armpits, of all places, look fatty. Anyway, the new dress has a lace type overlay that hides the problem so very very well.



One Response to “how do you solve a problem like maria’s?”

  1. Ritchie Perkins Says:

    I solved the problem of Maria years ago…I dont watch

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