Leave Kolya alone!
— He never had a night match at the US Open 2007. (Think of the sun exposure to his brain!)
— No shoe sponsor. (It can’t be easy to fill Marat’s shoes as a Russian tennis player. Of course, there would be room to order tea for two.)
— “The” retires from Tennis Channel and is fielding offers from Hollywood and being considered for the Hall of Fame! (Press releases don’t write themselves people.)
— Wife Irina is a psychologist. (Does the man never have a moment to not worry about his performance?)